As predicted by the elite minds of right-wing thought, the Deep State Psy-Op to rig the Super Bowl for the Kansas City Chiefs so that Taylor Swift could endorse Joe Biden came one step closer to fruition as the Chiefs defeated the 49er’s in Super Bowl 58.
By half-time, with the Chiefs having taken a commanding lead, Leonard Leo could be seen on the sidelines shoving orphans onto a sacrificial pyre in front of an effigy of Clarence Thomas, but it was all for naught, as the CIA super soldier serum provided to the Chiefs allowed them to close out the game ahead.
With the score final, Taylor Swift took the field to pull off an audacious mass hypnosis, causing Republicans all across the country to abandon their utter lack of any convictions, principles or morality and to actually consider other people as actual human beings with inherent worth.