Responding to criticism over the indiscriminate killing of Hind Rajab and five other members of her family nearly two weeks ago, the IDF has clarified that the six year old was actually a hardened terrorist hiding a Hamas Headquarters inside her teddy bear.
Very Real News can further report, with absolutely no verification or critical analysis that the IDF also asserted that the Red Crescent ambulance which attempted to rescue the girl, with the explicit approval of by Israeli forces, was destroyed by the IDF because it contained an underground tunnel network with thousands of Uruk-hai.