After descending down a poop-filled water slide at Six Flags Texas, Donald Trump announced that if he becomes president again he wants to deport all illegal aliens. While Six Flags removed the Confederate Flag it had flown since opening in 2017, it was again flying to commemorate the visiting insurrectionist.
In a speech to a crowd of incensed white people, Trump elaborated, “When Mars sends its grays, they’re not sending their best. […] They’re sending grays that have lots of problems, and they’re bringing those problems with us. They’re bringing spice. They’re bringing space ships. They’re probers. And some, I assume, are good people”