According to Joe Biden’s top advisors and prominent Democrats the President if re-elected will not run for a third term. According to four people who aware of the Presidents plans, all of whom asked for anonymity so they can plant false stories in the press without any risk of backlash, it is practically unthinkable that the 82 year old would run for re-election a second time, when he is 86 years old.
The same anonymous sources, citing their track record of inaccurate tips, pledged to voters that as long as they vote for Biden just one more time they can have a pony. One source was quoted as saying “Come on, vote blue no matter who just one more time, one more time and we’ll actually deliver on some promises. Cmon we just need one more election. One more election and we’ll listen to what our base wants.”