Innovative new startup Diesul, a pioneer in the carbon credit industry has just revealed their new service, announcing billions of dollars of pre-orders from companies desperate to market their environmentally harmful business practices as carbon neutral without having to actually change how they do business.
Diesul’s flagship service is gasoline sequestration. The technique is simple, Diesul contracts directly with gas stations to pump fuel directly into the nearest storm drain, thus preventing the carbon emissions contained in the fuel from being released. We were able to get an exclusive interview with the CEO of Diesul, Reilly Fraude to discuss their future plans for expansion.
“Thanks for the opportunity to share the great work we’re doing at Diesul. We saw other carbon capture companies doing completely insane stuff like dumping tons of limestone soaked wood in the ocean, planting trees in nonsensical places that destroy existing ecosystems and or even promising not to cut down trees that they never intended to cut down and we thought there had to be a better way. That’s why I started Diesul. Our revolutionary new strategy stops carbon emissions at the source. By pumping fuel directly into storm drains we prevent that fuel from being burned and sequester the potential emissions inside the bodies of the residents and animals in the region instead. We’ve just closed our latest round of external funding and we have big plans to expand to new techniques like purchasing oil wells and dumping the oil straight onto the ground after pumping it and most excitingly using natural gas to fill up party balloons, solving two problems at once since it will also help conserve our limited supply of helium.”