Following its acts of Perfidy through the use of civilian and medical worker disguises during its targeted extra-judicial assassinations of three Palestinians in a Gaza hospital Israel has completed its War Crimes Bingo card, earning a new tranche of US Weapons.
The US State Department announced the new grant with a statement today “From indiscriminate bombings to the use of white phosphorus against the civilian populations of Gaza and the West Bank, to the shootings of unarmed civilians waving white flags Israel has shown a real willingness to win War Crimes Bingo. Today they outdid themselves by capping off their Bingo card with an act of Perfidy. To celebrate this tremendous achievement the US will being supplying Israel with flamethrowers and mustard gas to help them fill in the remaining spots on their card for a perfect game.”
In addition to the new weapons, Israel also will receive a $25 gift card to Starbucks and 50% off a round of mini-golf at any participating putt putt.