The Hague, Netherlands - Joe Biden and Benjamin Neyanyaju today visited the ICC detention center to pick out the cells they will be held in during their trials for war crimes and genocide.
The pair were overheard excitedly discussing potentially sharing a cell including asking a guard if it was possible to have bunk beds, like in their favorite movie “Stepbrothers”.
After their tour of the facility, which includes a basketball court, a computer room, medical facilities and a library, Biden spoke briefly with reporters while licking an ice cream cone he appeared to have taken out of his pocket: “Listen here jack, the rules based order requires that those who commit Genocide or are complicit in the comission of Genocide are brought to justice. Certainly then, the world cannot stop until Bibi and I are safely secured here in the ICC detention center awaiting trial. On the plus side I had a great time on todays tour and I call top bunk!”
At press time Biden and Bibi could he heard arguing over who was more like Dale (John C Reilly).