Nikki Haley (born Nimarata Randhawa) announced today a significant policy proposal to end racism in America with free, mandatory, name changes. Haley explained that while she believes the United States is not and has never been a racist country in the interest of promoting freedom everyone should conform to having a stereotypical “white” name in order to reduce any possibility of experiencing racial prejudice.
Addressing concerns from conservatives about transgender individuals using this policy to select a preferred name that aligns with their identified gender, Haley clarified that the names available would exclusively determined by gender assigned at birth. Men will choose a new name from between “Bob”, “Donald”, “Jim” and “Chad” and Women will choose between “Nikki”, “Sarah”, “Debbie” and “Elizabeth”.