Here in beautiful Shit Pond Minnesota with the Chief of Police Marcellus Wallace the local teen outreach program is expanding with a new field trip.
“When we spoke to the teens in our community they expressed their interest in ultraviolence and extrajudicial killings. Here at the Shit Pond police we consider these to be core value of our department and it was an oversight that this was previously not a part of the teen outreach program. Accordingly, from next week we will be bringing teens along on ride alongs where they will be able to experience up close how the police handle interactions with minorities, and at the end of the day they’ll even get a free gun as a souvenir to bring home - along with anything they take from the pockets of those killed during the field trip.”
The Chief clarified that spots are limited, and they unfortunately only had enough guns to provide for about 1,000 teens to join the extrajudicial killings field trip this week, so parents, make sure to act fast, this opportunity is limited.