Rookie Cop Sets New Record of Three Shootings in First Week on Job

Rookie Cop Chad Smith will be honored with the Rookie Cop of the Year award next week by the North Texas Policeman’s Benevolent Association. Chad set a new record for the Amarillo Police Department by shooting three unarmed residents during his first week on the job. We spoke with Amarillo Police Chief John Moustache about the pending award. “Chad just started but hes a real hero to this community. He really took the lessons of his two days training to heart and did everything by the book. [Read More]
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Commerce Department Announces New Inflation Metric Tracking Nothing

Recognizing the increasing public unease over rising prices, Commerce Secretary Gina Raimondo took decisive action today, releasing a new inflation metric that excludes all consumer goods. We reached out to a Commerce Department spokesperson who clarified “Americans today are more worried than ever about rising prices. While we already excluded the prices of things that affect Americans most like food, fuel and housing when calculating inflation, we realized our current metrics still showed that prices were increasing. [Read More]