Innovative New Carbon Credit Startup Dumps Gasoline in Storm Drains

Innovative new startup Diesul, a pioneer in the carbon credit industry has just revealed their new service, announcing billions of dollars of pre-orders from companies desperate to market their environmentally harmful business practices as carbon neutral without having to actually change how they do business. Diesul’s flagship service is gasoline sequestration. The technique is simple, Diesul contracts directly with gas stations to pump fuel directly into the nearest storm drain, thus preventing the carbon emissions contained in the fuel from being released. [Read More]